i think i’m gonna do it. i think i’m gonna write a friends from childhood au. specifically so i can have louis tell harry “you’ve always been my baby”

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textsfromtitanfood:

consider the following aus

  • "we wore matching halloween costumes to this party" au
  • "we’re the only ones who didn’t get the email about class being canceled" au
  • "tried to get the candy bar that didn’t drop out of the vending machine and now my hand is stuck can u help me out" au
  • "we’re the only ones on campus who didn’t go home for christmas" au
  • "we both got in separate bar fights downtown and now we’re waiting in the ER comparing stories" au
  • "accidentally fell in your lap while standing on this crowded bus" au
  • "can u help me sneak my cat into my dorm" au
  • "accidentally got assigned the same library study room so I guess we’ll have to share for the semester" au
  • "It’s raining and u forgot your umbrella so come over and stand under mine while we wait for the bus" au
  • "I rented the apartment above your flower shop and in the last two months you’ve gotten a new flower I’m allergic to so I keep buying bouquets until I can figure out which kind it is" au

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garrisonbabe:

accidentally swapped phones with someone at a party and don’t realize until their mom calls in the morning and you spend like three hours talking to this hilarious woman about life and when you go to her house to return her kid’s phone wow the kid is the really good kisser from the party last night au

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thelockwolf:

  • met doing laundry at 2am college au
  • accidentally knocked on the wrong dorm room college au
  • picked up the wrong book when we bumped into each other college au
  • hey exchange student why don’t you can come to mine for thanksgiving?? college au
  • did i mention college au
  • walked in on you in the shower college au
  • drunkenly hooked up but you’re dating my roommate who already hates me college au
  • the always-partying kid falls for the always-studying kid college au
  • heard a scream and thought you were getting killed but it was just a spider college au
  • i really hate you but you have the highest grades in class and i need help college au
  • (◕‿◕✿) cOLLEGE AU (◕‿◕✿)

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Anonymous said: you know your au where its zayn/harry and louis finds a baby so zarry steals it and makes it theres do you know how happy i would be if you would write a continuation of that.... like one that focuses on either zouis or larry friendship.... not saying anything... but that would be so cool

I LOVE THAT AU it’s seriously one of my favorites and it’s on my list to make a sequel to! currently i’m working on the sequel to the one where larry are brothers, and then i’m writing a sequel to the superheroes one. but it’s gonna happen! :) thanks for the message

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puppetamateur:

okay but consider these

  • 'oh my god im so sorry my dog usually doesnt jump up on people like this i have no idea what their deal is but also hey there'
  • met while jumping into the same pile of freshly raked leaves in a park (alternatively, one jumps in and they met when no 2 kicks said pile of leaves)
  • waiting behind you in line but ‘excuse you me did i just hear you talking shit about my favourite superhero there SON’
  • 3am and the fire alarm in our apartment complex just went off let me lend you my jacket while we wait on the sidewalk
  • it started as one game of ddr in a games acarde/convention and turned into a two hour long battle and i wont let you wiN
  • 'it was raining so hard i wasnt paying attention as i ran into the side of your car/you/your umbrella but were both drenched now and also hey there'
  • eating in the same diner every morning and the waitress ALWAYS mixes up our orders so why dont we just sit at the same table to save her the trouble
  • well were both here to meet a mutual friend to hang out but they dropped out last second and this is awkward as shit huh
  • 'im sorry but your headphones are so loud i can hear them from here and just what the crap do you think youre listening to thats so two thousand and late'
  • 'wait, have we met before?' 'no, i think i wouldve remembered' just in any context just do it okay
  • ghost hunters/haunted house/paranormal investigators au
  • fLORIST AU

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whole-heartedly said: 

as long as it seems natural probably not! explain what happened, and you have continuity. (i didn’t ask this but this is what i think)

Okay! i think you get a good sense of what happened, and for a while i don’t mind readers feeling as disoriented as the kids in the game. 
thanks!
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Anonymous said: Are you going to be updating The Unexpected anytime soon?

oh god. i am working on it! i’ve written some more stuff. 

here, i’ll ask you this, because it’s kind of preventing me from continuing: would it be weird if i skipped the first half of the games and basically went from the middle on? because i’m having trouble wanting to write it out more than “2 teams up with 8. Katniss is sad. People die.” But idk if the break would feel weird? 

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Anonymous said: omggg please write that extreme couponing au!!!

doesn’t that sound so cute and dumb?? i have a whole list of cute dumb things to write. Harry as an octopus trainer, for example. but that’s on my list for sure!!

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so one of my fics was plagiarized 

but the comments were full of people calling them out, one of them using my name in particular. the 1d fandom is being pretty good to me, i gotta say. :) 

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